'Hey Mum, it's me. I'm snowed under, I won't be out until after 5.'
'Okay, well your Dad already left to pick you up...'
'Ah well, he can wait.'
'I, uh, need to apologize to you...'
'Dad'll tell you when he picks you up. I don't want you to hear it over the phone.'
'DID YOU KILL MY DOG?!'
'No! Bundy's fine.'
'...Did you kill my computer?'
'No, your computer's fine.'
'...okay, well everything's fine then. The dog's good, computer's good.'
'Well, I'll see you when you get home so I can apologize.'
'I called Mum at five to five. She said she needed to apologize about something.'
'Uh, well not really...'
'Did she kill my dog?'
'No, and the computer's fine too.'
'You see, she took your car to work-'
'-does this mean I lost my bumper sticker?'
'You know, your mother told me you asked about the dog first, and then the computer. Didn't even ask about the car. So where am I supposed to rank? Below the dog, and between the computer and car.'
'She said you'd come to pick me up, I figured you'd have to be in decent shape to do that.'
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