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Subject:Mushroom Stomp.
Time:09:58 am
Current Mood:confusedconfused
Punctured won't do the smiley piercing unless I get parental permission.

I'm going to attempt to butter up Mum with a navel barbell I bought and ask for permission. Then I'll add "Cause I can always take it out if you see it."


...then again, that sounds kinda suss. I'll explain very throughly exactly where the smiley piercing is.

...very thoroughly.

...in other news, yesterday I went to the city with my legal studies class. Where I bought the aforementioned barbell and questioned age limits for Monsieur Scrumper. Apparantly the math sum is

Let Me be represented by m.
Let Sir Smiley be represented by s.
Let Parental Influence be represented by pi. (and no, this does not mean my mother has 3.1412... stamped on her forehead)


If m<18, there is only one possible solution for s - inclusion of the factor piXphone call^permission.

...I was never good at maths...
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miseria_cantere
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Time:2005-04-20 12:55 am (UTC)
Damn, that sucks. Punktured here don't even ask for my ID (which is odd, considering my unfortunate stature). Good luck with convincing the parents, though. The whole "I swear I'll take it out if you can see it" argument isn't a bad one, even if you're lying through your teeth.

:D

And apparently you're better at maths than I am, because I got as far as "if m>18" before I got confused.
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