Punctured won't do the smiley piercing unless I get parental permission.
I'm going to attempt to butter up Mum with a navel barbell I bought and ask for permission. Then I'll add "Cause I can always take it out if you see it."
...then again, that sounds kinda suss. I'll explain very throughly exactly where the smiley piercing is.
...in other news, yesterday I went to the city with my legal studies class. Where I bought the aforementioned barbell and questioned age limits for Monsieur Scrumper. Apparantly the math sum is
Let Me be represented by m.
Let Sir Smiley be represented by s.
Let Parental Influence be represented by pi. (and no, this does not mean my mother has 3.1412... stamped on her forehead)
If m<18, there is only one possible solution for s - inclusion of the factor piXphone call^permission.
...I was never good at maths...
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