I lied. This isn't a big update at all.
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions.
You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
No. Carlos is strangely unpopular. Maybe it’s the black hair. Tommy gets plenty of attention. Yes, I’d like to see it…dammit, now there’s a Green/Black idea in my head.
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Hot like a Birdseye chilli.
3) Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Comes the Dark is pretty good. I was looking for a different one, but I can’t find the link.
4) Would Two and Six make a good couple?.
Dustin/Bridge?…my God, they’d blow up the SPD headquarters. Airheads unite!
5) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Jack/Karone. Jack’s a Robin Hood in training, and Karone’s still attempting to atone. They can go off and help sick kittens together.
6) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Dustin/Kai – with Zhane walking in. That’s an extreme mix of seasons. Oh well…Kai would panic beyond belief, Dustin would probably pause and look sheepish, and Zhane would…I don’t know what Zhane would do. He’d either attempt to join in or turn and walk straight back out.
7) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
She’s lived the evil life. Cam is curious.
8) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
…nope. I think the closest you’d get to them even coming in contact is my own “New In Town”. At least, down the track.
9) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
10) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Blake wants to take care of Hunter like Hunter’s taken care of him his entire life.
After Motodrone, Hunter wakes up with nightmares. Blake and Hunter curl up in the same bed, and a kiss goes awry.
11) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Nope. No friends read my fandom…I don’t think…:: shifty eyes ::
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
See last answer. Besides that, there isn’t much Cam het anyway.
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
See last answer. And no one at all on the entire Internet seems to write Carlos.
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
See above…Dustin/Blake/Jack? Wow. That’s an eclectic group of issues.
15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
“This is SO much better than Ecliptor!” (ugh…I think I just squicked myself.)
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
”A Box Full Of Sharp Objects” – The Used.
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Hunter/Bridge/Kai. Slash. Arson. Interseasonal AU. Insanity.
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
“So. You’re good now, right?”
19) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
…an absolute age ago. The only SPD fic I read on a regular basis is an AU featuring Connor instead of Jack. Must have been one of the Jack/Z focused ones.
20)What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Bubbles. ‘Cause Bridge would like bubbles.
21) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
…yes with an if, no with a but. Sober would be your best bet.
22) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Zhane, only if Cam tells him to.
23) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Betrayal Unseen. Possibly…nah, no one would read it. Person who should write it…Weesta or Tsukino Akume.
24) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Fucking stoked. That’s the pairing I was going for in Black Past.
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