How Many Dogs Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we have our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one! And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code!
Dachshund: I can't even reach the stupid lamp.
Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he'll do it. By the time he's finished rewiring my house, my nails will be dry.
Rottweiler: Go ahead! Make me!
Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze dah-ling, let the servants.......
Labrador: Oh me, me, pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I, huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
Chihuahua: Yo quiero taco bulb.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, it's right there....
Greyhound: It isn't moving; who cares?
Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? LIGHT BULB? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
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