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Subject:Sung to the immortal tune...
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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
A hearty smack on the balls.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Two horsehair floggers
And a hearty smack on the balls.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Three pairs of handcuffs
Two horsehair floggers
And a hearty smack on the balls.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Four nipple clamps
Three pairs of handcuffs
Two horsehair floggers
And a hearty smack on the balls.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
FIVE COCK RINGS
Four nipple clamps
Three pairs of handcuffs
Two horsehair floggers
And a hearty smack on the balls.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Six genital piercings
FIVE COCK RINGS
Four nipple clamps
Three pairs of handcuffs
Two horsehair floggers
And a hearty smack on the balls.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Seven acrylic dildos
Six genital piercings
FIVE COCK RINGS
Four nipple clamps
Three pairs of handcuffs
Two horsehair floggers
And a hearty smack on the balls.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Eight ribbed condoms
Seven acrylic dildos
Six genital piercings
FIVE COCK RINGS
Four nipple clamps
Three pairs of handcuffs
Two horsehair floggers
And a hearty smack on the balls.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Nine scented candles
Eight ribbed condoms
Seven acrylic dildos
Six genital piercings
FIVE COCK RINGS
Four nipple clamps
Three pairs of handcuffs
Two horsehair floggers
And a hearty smack on the balls.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Ten tubes of lube
Nine scented candles
Eight ribbed condoms
Seven acrylic dildos
Six genital piercings
FIVE COCK RINGS
Four nipple clamps
Three pairs of handcuffs
Two horsehair floggers
And a hearty smack on the balls.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Eleven silk scarves
Ten tubes of lube
Nine scented candles
Eight ribbed condoms
Seven acrylic dildos
Six genital piercings
FIVE COCK RINGS
Four nipple clamps
Three pairs of handcuffs
Two horsehair floggers
And a hearty smack on the balls.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Twelve snuff films
Eleven silk scarves
Ten tubes of lube
Nine scented candles
Eight ribbed condoms
Seven acrylic dildos
Six genital piercings
FIVE COCK RINGS
Four nipple clamps
Three pairs of handcuffs
Two horsehair floggers
And a hearty smack on the balls.
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peddles
Subject:I have a whole songbook of these
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Time:2007-04-11 10:13 am (UTC)
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
A scorching case of herpes.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Two purple lumps
And a scorching case of herpes.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Three red welts
Two purple lumps
And a scorching case of herpes.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Four appalling burns
Three red welts
Two purple lumps
And a scorching case of herpes.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
A fiery, swollen ring
Four appalling burns
Three red welts
Two purple lumps
And a scorching case of herpes.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Six deep abrasions
A fiery, swollen ring
Four appalling burns
Three red welts
Two purple lumps
And a scorching case of herpes.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Seven gall infections
Six deep abrasions
A fiery, swollen ring
Four appalling burns
Three red welts
Two purple lumps
And a scorching case of herpes.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Eight blade-marks leaking
Seven gall infections
Six deep abrasions
A fiery, swollen ring
Four appalling burns
Three red welts
Two purple lumps
And a scorching case of herpes.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Nine pustules running
Eight blade-marks leaking
Seven gall infections
Six deep abrasions
A fiery, swollen ring
Four appalling burns
Three red welts
Two purple lumps
And a scorching case of herpes.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Ten spinal splinters
Nine pustules running
Eight blade-marks leaking
Seven gall infections
Six deep abrasions
A fiery, swollen ring
Four appalling burns
Three red welts
Two purple lumps
And a scorching case of herpes.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Eleven Breaks and fractures
Ten spinal splinters
Nine pustules running
Eight blade-marks leaking
Seven gall infections
Six deep abrasions
A fiery, swollen ring
Four appalling burns
Three red welts
Two purple lumps
And a scorching case of herpes.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Twelve Sores a-weeping
Eleven Breaks and fractures
Ten spinal splinters
Nine pustules running
Eight blade-marks leaking
Seven gall infections
Six deep abrasions
A fiery, swollen ring
Four appalling burns
Three red welts
Two purple lumps
And a scorching case of herpes.
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y2jdingo
Subject:Re: I have a whole songbook of these
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Time:2007-04-11 11:19 am (UTC)
D:

You win.

(just as an aside, that icon freaks me out approximately as much as my mine does other people)
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peddles
Subject:Re: I have a whole songbook of these
Link:(Link)
Time:2007-04-11 01:02 pm (UTC)
Then the original source should freak you out even more. Although, most of the time I get claims of freak-out from this icon more than that one.
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