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Time:10:26 pm
Dear Miz Lady,

Caressing your husband’s/boyfriend’s/male mistress’ sagging manboobs in front of my checkout is not a nice thing to do. Doing it and then handing me money from that same hand is even less nice. Apart from the action resembling a red-assed baboon attempting sexual relations with an unusually tolerant donkey, it is likely to end in the same fashion – the baboon eventually gets kicked in the face. I’ll be happy to perform that action for you. I’ll even wear an authentic smile on my face instead of the plastic-fantastic-guiling-smiling-crinkling-teeth-baring-glaring-grimace that is usually there for 99% of my shift.

‘Cause that was just gross.

Love
y2jdingo
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Time:2007-04-19 06:43 pm (UTC)
That's deeply icky. Ew!

Isn't it fun working in retail.
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